I frightened an old Asian lady
In a crowded mall –
I witnessed her sneeze
From forty feet away.

A few seconds later, a few feet closer,
I caught her eye.
The mall was loud;
I mouthed “God bless you.”

But the sneeze was long forgotten;
Her eyes grew wide,
She quickened her pace
As she sped past me.

-Youngman Brown

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