Feeling sad?Just remember:Osama bin LadenIs fucking dead.
What about puppies or bunnies!!?? Or a really yummy chocolate cake!! (Like the one that kid was forced to eat in Matilda.) Or something yellow!!! Yellow always makes me happy 🙂 lol
Whenever I feel sad, I reach for the beer and fire up my grill!
A dead Bin Laden makes me happy too!
Haha anytime I am totally stuffed I think of that scene in Matilda. That would be my torture. Poor kid.
And that was my little ray of sunshine for the day! Time to drink my coffee! ^.^
-Barb the French Bean
It's like Robert Frost and Emily Dickinson had a poem-child.
Ding, Ding the dog is deadthe dog is dead, the dog is deadDing, Ding the wicked dog is DEAD!!!!!
Unless he can regenerate and breath under water, then things may not be so happy.
Torture? I think of it as heaven! Nom, nom, nom 🙂
This totally made my day and made me laugh. Thanks bud!
Thinking about people dying doesn't normally cheer me up… even if it is Osama.
One day you're gonna have to grill me up something.
That woulda been some interesting-to-watch baby-making.
Just the fact that he is off of this planet makes me happy. I'm sorry, but it does.
That's what I do.
That was a pretty freaking happy night…all those people outside the White House waving flags…yeah…pretty freaking happy. From now on every time somebody bitches to me I'm going to stare them down and say…”dude, quit your whining…Osama's dead!” Who can stay mad in the face of that? Well said.
Best poem ever! And a smiley face to boot..how awesome is that? Thank you!
Sometimes, it's the little things in life.
The ending was really surprising to me, since it didn't rhyme. Who knew that a poem couldn't rhyme? I think you're on to something.
I like it, short but serious yet funny.
Expected denouement; still affecting. FUCK YEAH!
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