My neighbors’ door goes KABOOM.
It is unfortunate. I mean, a door is supposed to go SLAM, right?
Theirs doesn’t, though. There are two distinct syllables to this earth-shattering ear-bombardment: KA and BOOM. It is clear as day.
Or night. Whenever it is that they are slamming the door.
For the life of me I can’t figure out the physics of it. I mean, if the BOOM is the actual slamming of the door, then what is the KA? And if the KA is when door bangs shut, then what the hell is the BOOM?