Red and Blue: An Ode to Kim Jong Il


“Breaking News,” the TV said, interrupting whatever crap I was watching.

“We are getting reports from North Korea,” the reporter said.  He then said a bunch of other stuff about North Korea.  Specifically about Kim Jong Il.  But he didn’t say what the breaking news was.

“Be dead,” I said.  “Be dead, be dead, be dead.”
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