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Posted on January 3, 2012November 19, 2015 by youngmanbrown

Red and Blue: An Ode to Kim Jong Il

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“Breaking News,” the TV said, interrupting whatever crap I was watching.

“We are getting reports from North Korea,” the reporter said. He then said a bunch of other stuff about North Korea. Specifically about Kim Jong Il. But he didn’t say what the breaking news was.

“Be dead,” I said. “Be dead, be dead, be dead.”
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