You kinda have to read Part I first, if you haven’t already.

If you have ever seen ghost hunting shows such as “Ghost Adventures” (or “Ghost Douchebags” as my brother-in-law likes to call it), the chiseled toolbags occasionally capture an EVP (Electronic Voice Phenomenon) in which, seemingly out of nowhere, a choppy mess of static is picked up on a voice recorder.
Being masters of spirit-world linguistics, they then translate the static into very convenient words of ghosts.
The EVPs are pretty cool, but are they really the voices of ghosts?
At first, it really does just sound like a jumble of static.
But then the D-bags put some words on the screen. They play the recording again. And again. And again. With the words in quotations.