[I]
Among other things,
Condom sales reach their peak
Around Valentine’s Day.
…so have fun with that. 🙁
[II]
Have fun?  Great!  Because
March is the highest grossing month
For at-home pregnancy tests.
So have fun with that 🙂
[III]
Oh, and on Valentine’s Day, 1929,
Penicillin was introduced
To cure you of your syphilis.
Try to have fun with that! <3

-Youngman Brown

 

0 thoughts on “A Single Guy’s Cynical Valentine’s Day Poem

  1. SO glad to have survived another relationship-free VD! …wait, that sounds bad. …but I can't bring myself to spell out the actually holiday.

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